Quantum Mechanical Toaster FAQ

Q: What is a Quantum Mechanical Toaster?

It's a toaster that exists in multiple places at once. Don't question it.

Q: How do I turn it off?

We're not really sure. Maybe it's on, maybe it's off. Maybe you're just experiencing the infinite toaster.

Q: Can I use it as a coffee mug?

No. Don't even think about it.

Q: What happens if I press the wrong button?

It might make a loud noise, or not. It might shoot out bread at you, or not. It might just stare at you with a blank expression. You'll never know for sure until you try.

Q: Does the Quantum Mechanical Toaster have a philosophy of its own?

Q: Can I use it to cook anything besides bread?

Q: How do I maintain this thing?

Q: Is it safe?