Quantum Mechanical Toaster Upgrades

Upgrade 1: Quantum Flux Capacitor

For the truly discerning toaster connoisseur, our Quantum Flux Capacitor upgrade adds a dash of temporal relativistic whimsy to your breakfast routine.

Simply install the Quantum Flux Capacitor and watch as your toast levitates in mid-air, defying the constraints of classical physics.

Price: 50 Quantum Flux Dollars (includes free shipping and installation)

Quantum Flux Capacitor Upgrade Instructions

Upgrade 2: Transdimensional Toasting Algorithm

For the mathematically inclined, our Transdimensional Toasting Algorithm upgrade brings a new level of complexity to your toasting experience.

With our patented algorithm, your toaster will toast in 7 dimensions at once, ensuring that every slice is perfectly crisped.

Price: 100 Transdimensional Dollars (includes free shipping and installation)

Transdimensional Toasting Algorithm Upgrade Instructions

Upgrade 3: Chronon Particle Toaster Acceleration

For the speed-obsessed, our Chronon Particle Toaster Acceleration upgrade adds a burst of energy to your breakfast routine.

Simply inject a few Chronon particles into your toaster and watch as it toasts at speeds approaching lightspeed.

Price: 500 Chronon Dollars (includes free shipping and installation)

Chronon Particle Toaster Acceleration Upgrade Instructions