For the truly discerning toaster connoisseur, our Quantum Flux Capacitor upgrade adds a dash of temporal relativistic whimsy to your breakfast routine.
Simply install the Quantum Flux Capacitor and watch as your toast levitates in mid-air, defying the constraints of classical physics.
Price: 50 Quantum Flux Dollars (includes free shipping and installation)
Quantum Flux Capacitor Upgrade Instructions
For the mathematically inclined, our Transdimensional Toasting Algorithm upgrade brings a new level of complexity to your toasting experience.
With our patented algorithm, your toaster will toast in 7 dimensions at once, ensuring that every slice is perfectly crisped.
Price: 100 Transdimensional Dollars (includes free shipping and installation)
Transdimensional Toasting Algorithm Upgrade Instructions
For the speed-obsessed, our Chronon Particle Toaster Acceleration upgrade adds a burst of energy to your breakfast routine.
Simply inject a few Chronon particles into your toaster and watch as it toasts at speeds approaching lightspeed.
Price: 500 Chronon Dollars (includes free shipping and installation)