| Q: Is the wave function real? | NO! It's just a fancy math thingy. |
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| Q: Can I see the particles moving? | Only if you're looking through a really, really strong microscope. |
| Q: Is Schrödinger still alive? | He's probably just hiding from the uncertainty principle. |
| Q: Can I apply quantum mechanics to my everyday life? | Only if you want to turn your socks into a superposition of "matching" and "not matching". |
| Q: Are quantum entanglements real? | Sort of. Ask the cat. |