Primordial Black Holes: Where the Universe Goes to Therapy

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It's a little-known fact that the universe started with a primordial black hole, and it's still trying to work through its existential crises. Like that one friend who just won't let go of its anger issues.

According to our theory, the universe's anger issues stem from the fact that it's still trying to find its place in the multiverse. It's like that one cousin who just won't move out of the family home.

But don't worry, we're here to help. Our team of expert cosmologists (and also our cat) are working tirelessly to help the universe find peace and harmony.

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