Quantum Entanglement Syndrome: Where Particles Go to Get Their Act Together

Caution: This syndrome is highly contagious and may cause excessive happiness and/or existential dread in those who come near it.

Symptoms include:

• Frequent particle-pairing and unpairing, followed by frantic attempts to re-pair.
• Spontaneous collapse of wave functions, resulting in unbecomingness.
• Unexplained connections to nearby particles, often resulting in unwanted entanglements.

Subpages:

• Treatment Options
• Support Groups for Entangled Particles