Quantum Twinning: A Guide to Duplicates

A guide to creating your own doppelganger, because why not?

Quantum Twinning is the process of creating a duplicate of yourself, but not really, because that would be too easy. No, no, we're talking about creating a duplicate that's slightly different, but still you.

It's a delicate process, really. You see, when you twin, you have to be careful not to create a duplicate that's too good. Too smart, too talented, too charming. That would be just plain unfair to the original.

But don't worry, it's not all bad. A well-crafted duplicate can be a great way to get out of doing actual work. "Oh, I'm not doing that project because I'm busy with my duplicate," you can say. "I'm not lazy, I'm just... quantum."

				public function twin() {
					// Code that's just a mess of 1s and 0s and other nonsensical characters.
					// Don't even try to understand it.
					// Just trust the algorithm.
				}
			

For those interested in the more theoretical aspects of Quantum Twinning, we recommend visiting our subpage on Quantum Entanglement 101.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try out our Twinning Experiments page, where we push the limits of quantum duplication to new and absurd heights.