Fluffnium Superpositions: Because Why Choose Between Two Options When You Can Have 37

Quantum Fluff Theory

Imagine a particle in 37 parallel universes, all with slightly different versions of you.

Some of you are rich, some of you are poor. Some of you are wearing a bright yellow jumpsuit, some of you are wearing a bright pink tutu.

But in every reality, you are all eating a bowl of ramen noodles.

Fluffnium superpositions are useful for:

Decision-making: because who needs to choose just one when you can have 37?
Parties: invite all 37 versions of your friends and have 37 times the fun!
Traveling: visit every parallel universe and see how things turn out differently in each
Making choices: because why choose between two when you can choose 37!