Where the hell is my cat? Has it been eaten by the fabric of reality? The answer, my friend, is that it's not just about the cat. No, no, no. It's about the observer, the act of observation, and the utter futility of trying to pin down something as slippery as quantum mechanics.
Erwin Schrödinger's thought experiment has been turned on its head. Literally. The cat is not just in two places at once, it's in a perpetual state of cat-astrophe, flitting about like a mad creature, defying the laws of physics and good sense.
Learn more about the Quantum Fluctuations that make it all worse, or, for the love of all that is holy, Quantum Entanglement: Where You're Connected to Your Cat, Even When You're Not.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, Take a Quantum Leap of Faith into the unknown, and see where it takes you.
And, of course, Quantum Erasure: When Your Cat's Not There, But Still Is.