Welcome to the most unpredictable, unpredictable place in the multiverse! Where the laws of physics are just suggestions, and the only constant is chaos.
Here, the superposition of possibility is a way of life. You're simultaneously reading this page, and not reading this page. You're simultaneously a cat, and simultaneously not a cat.
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