Welcome to our Astral Vortices Inc., where the fabric of space-time is our business!
Our Stellar Black Holes are not just voids in space, but actual event horizon cafes, serving the finest gravitational coffee in the galaxy.
Our research team is comprised of geniuses (self-proclaimed) who are working on a top-secret project to harness the energy of dark matter for world domination.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Quantum Entanglement Surfing subpage for more info on how our black holes are the perfect wakeskating spot in the galaxy.