Welcome to the Quantum Hermitage, Where Reality is Not an Option
Here, the laws of physics are mere suggestions. We've got a strict no-talking-to-others policy. No phone, no internet, no small talk. Just you, the void, and a good book.
Our amenities include a complimentary existential crisis, a fully-stocked fridge of nothingness, and a scenic view of the abyss.
Our Rates
Membership: $0.00 (free, but only if you're really, really sure you're ready for this)
Room Service: Not Included (but we'll bring you a nice glass of water if you ask nicely)