Appendix: Quantum Panic Guidelines

For when your quantum entanglements get too real.

Q: What is Quantum Panic?

Quantum Panic is a state of existential crisis triggered by excessive entanglement. Don't worry, it's not just you.

Q: How do I cope with Quantum Panic?

• 1. Breathe deeply, but not too deeply.
• 2. Practice yoga, but don't get too entangled in your mat.
• 3. Read a book, but don't get entangled in the plot.

Q: I'm feeling really bad, can you just tell me what to do?

We're not here to spoon-feed you, but fine. Here's a flowchart:

Step 1: Sip Quantum Panic. Step 2: Sweat It Out. Step 3: Solution Space.

Q: What if I just want to talk to someone about it?

We have a Quantum Panic Support Group. Just follow the link:

Disclaimer: Our support group is not responsible for your sanity. Use at your own risk.