Quantum Panic: A Guide to Not Losing Your Mind in the Multiverse

Section 1: Identifying Quantum Signs

Warning: The multiverse can be a confusing place. But don't worry, we've got you covered.

Here are some signs that you're losing your grip on reality:

• Everything is made of cheese.
• Time is currency, and you're broke.
• Reality is a simulation, and you're the code.
• Your socks are in the wash, but they're also on the ceiling.
• The cat is judging you, and it's not even a cat.

If you've experienced any of these signs, it's time to move on to the next section.

Or, you know, just pretend you're a functioning member of society.