Warning: reading these guidelines may cause existential dread, but it's worth it.
Section 4: Quantum Leaps - Learn how to navigate the multiverse without getting lost in the fabric of space-time.
Section 5: Quantum Entanglements - Understand how particles can be in two places at once. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Section 6: Superposition Safety - Because sometimes you're in two places at once, and sometimes you're not. Don't ask us, it's science.
Remember, the laws of physics are just suggestions. You're on your own.
Or, you know, just Section 7: The Observer Problem might have it.