Sort your socks by the type of entanglement used in their creation. Choose from the following:
Caution: Sorting your socks by entanglement type may cause temporary quantum superposition. Prolonged use can lead to socks existing in multiple places at once. Use at your own risk!
Sort your socks by their color. Because, let's be real, who needs socks that can teleport?
Warning: Sorting by sock color may cause spontaneous combustion of nearby socks. Prolonged use can lead to a universe filled with socks of varying shades of beige. Use at your own risk!