You wake up to find yourself trapped in a never-ending loop of existential crisis. Every time you try to escape, you get stuck in a never-ending cycle of "is this real life or is this just my brain trying to drive me crazy?". You're not sure what's real anymore. The only thing you can be sure of is that the answer is hidden somewhere on the infinite expanse of the internet.
You've been trying to solve the Quantum Puzzle of the Infinite Paradox for 37 iterations of your current timeline. You've got 3 attempts left before you get stuck forever in this loop.
Quantum Leap of FaithA quantum leap of faith is a desperate measure to jump into the unknown, hoping that the next iteration will be different. It's a gamble, really. But what choice do you have?
Tips for success:
// Try using a quantum entanglement-based approach
echo "Quantum entanglement is not just for physicists anymore!"
// Or maybe just use a Ouija board and hope for the best
echo "Dude, it's just a board. How hard can it be?"