Quantum Quencher's Time Traveler's Tips

Today's Tip: Don't Eat the Sushi in Ancient Egypt

Did you know that sushi originated in ancient Egypt? No? That's okay. It didn't really exist yet. But seriously, folks, don't eat the sushi. It's probably not raw fish, but rather a mysterious meat paste served on a bed of stale crackers. Trust us, it's not worth the temporal risk.

Instead, try the following:

• Paradoxical Pasta Recipe (Serves 4-6 temporal entities)
• Chronal Accordian (A time-traveler's guide to the world's most confusing musical instrument)
• Quantum Quirks (A collection of the most absurd, yet somehow true, time-traveling anecdotes)