The Quiche Wave Function is a mathematical description of the quichey goodness that exists in every dimension.
It's a wave function that describes the probability of a perfect quiche existing in a particular point in space-time.
We've calculated it, and the results are astounding!
Here's a graph of the Quiche Wave Function:

As you can see, the probability of quiche is directly proportional to the square of the distance from the crust.
But don't worry, it's not just a theory! Our team of quiche experts have created a device to harness the power of the Quiche Wave Function:
Learn more about the Quiche Wave Function Device
And if you're feeling adventurous, you can try to calculate your own quiche probability with our Quiche Wave Function Calculator: