Quantum Quiche

Ingredients:

• 4 eggs, fresh from the uncertainty principle
• 1 cup milk, with 50/50 chance of being lactose-free
• 1 cup cream, may or may not contain gluten
• 2 cups spinach, possibly wilted
• 1 cup shredded cheddar, entangled in the space-time continuum

Instructions:

1. Crack 4 eggs, simultaneously and randomly
2. In a superposition of states, whisk eggs, cream, and milk together
3. Pour into a entangled eggs dish
4. Bake at 350°F for 25-35 minutes, possibly
5. Quantum-flip the quiche, may or may not be done