Quantum Quips
Today's Quips
- Why did the quantum physicist break up with his girlfriend? Because he was in a superposition of love and hate!
- I told my wife she was drawing her cats like that. She said 'I'm not', but I'm pretty sure it's a superposition of reality and fantasy.
- What did the quantum particle say when it got tired of the particle accelerator's jokes? 'I'm entangled in this situation, but I'm decoherent with the comedy.
- Why did the physicist forget his keys? He was in a quantum state of forgetfulness!