Warning: The Quantum Quitter has been activated. If you are experiencing a temporal displacement, please remain calm and do not attempt to rejoin the timeline.
As a Quantum Quitter, you have been chosen to be the gatekeeper of the multiverse. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to quit the universe at every opportunity.
1. Quantum Leap through space-time, leaving a trail of confused pedestrians in your wake.
2. Quantum Surrealism - abandon all rational thought and let the universe decide your next move.
3. Quantum Nihilism - quit everything, because, let's face it, what's the point?