``` Gamma Rays: The Ultimate Quitter's Bane

Gamma Rays: The Ultimate Quitter's Bane

Are you tired of living in a world where the only thing you're really living for is to quit your job, your relationship, or your life? Well, buckle up, Buttercup, because gamma radiation is here to make all your quitting dreams come true!

Our patented Gamma Ray technology has been perfected by the most renowned quitters in the business: the physicist, the chef, the accountant, and the dentist. Together, they've created the ultimate tool for quitting with confidence and ease.

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Don't say we didn't warn you...