Warning: The following ingredients are known to cause Quantum Regret. Proceed with caution.
A spicy, regretful twist on the classic ghost pepper. Known to induce existential dread and spontaneous combustion.
Not just any ordinary avocado, this one's been centrifuged into a state of quantum superposition, causing it to exist in multiple places at once, making it impossible to grasp.
Tomatoes that have been subjected to the mysteries of quantum entanglement, now existing in two places at once, making them impossible to slice or dice without summoning a vortex of despair.