Quantum Repairs - Where Time Flies (But Not in the Right Direction)

Welcome to Quantum Repairs, where we fix things that are broken, but only after we've lost interest in them.

We specialize in repairing quantum entanglements, but our expertise also extends to procrastination, existential dread, and the occasional toaster.

Repair Menu:

• Procrastination Repair - We'll fix your lack of motivation, but not before we finish this sentence.
• Quantum Entanglement Repair - We'll untangle your particles, but not before you've had a snack.
• Quantum Toaster Repair - We'll fix your toaster, but only if it's been sitting in the corner for exactly 17 minutes and 32 seconds.