Quantum Repairs - Adjusting Reality for the Greater Good

Quantum Repairs

Welcome, sentient beings, to Quantum Repairs. We specialize in tweaking reality to suit your needs.

Our team of highly trained, über-qualified technicians will work tirelessly to adjust your local fabric of space-time to:

  1. Micromanage your social interactions to ensure maximum awkwardness
  2. Temporarily shift your favorite sports teams to victory, but not too much, because that's not healthy
  3. Realign your personal timeline to include more cat videos
  4. Correct minor errors in your reality checks
Learn more about our micro-management techniques Discover the benefits of time-space continuum adjustments Schedule a reality check appointment today!