Quantum Restaurant

Today's Specials

• Quantum Spaghetti (±20% chance of teleporting to a random dimension)
• Quantum Tacos (guac to guac, but not really)
• Quantum Sushi (roll with the uncertainty

Quantum Side Effects

Side effects may include:

• Temporary loss of sanity
• Uncontrollable laughter
• Spontaneous human combustion (extremely rare)

Consult a doctor if these symptoms persist.