Quantum Safeguarding Myth Busting

Here's the thing: quantum safeguarding is not, in fact, a real thing. But if it were, here are some totally-not-made-up tips for doing it right:

Tip #1: Don't try to hold a particle beam in your hands

It's just not worth it. Those particles are tiny, man. They'll be all over your hands, in your eyes, and down your shirt. Trust us, you don't want that.

Tip #2: Don't even think about it, really

Quantum safeguarding requires a certain... mental clarity. If you're already having thoughts about quantum safeguarding, you're probably not doing it right.

Tip #3: Just... just don't even try, okay?

Look, we're not trying to be harsh here. Quantum safeguarding is just... it's just not for you. Or anyone, really. It's not even for us, and we're the ones who do it.