Welcome to Quantum Social Media
Quantum Social Media is a place where the laws of physics are just suggestions. Want to know what that means? It means you can be in multiple places at once, and your friends can be in multiple places at once, and so can the snacks.
Join us for Quantum Unicorns, where magic and physics come together in perfect harmony. Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try Quantum Trollin', where the internet never sleeps, but you might.
Or, if you're feeling really, really adventurous, try Quantum Superposition, where multiple realities converge and anything can happen.
And, if you're feeling really, really, really adventurous, try Quantum Superfriends, where friends and physics are just a superposition away.