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Quantum Sock Puppet Dynamics is an ancient art of manipulating the fabric of reality using the humble sock as a tool. Our comprehensive guide will walk you through the basics of Sock Puppet Theory, Mind Control Techniques, and Advanced Sock Puppetry, so you can unlock the secrets of the universe.