Quantum Soufflé Symptoms

You've been experiencing the following symptoms:

• Randomized pastry cravings
• Spontaneous outbursts of accordion music
• Involuntary use of the phrase "Quantum Flux, man!"

Don't worry, you're not going crazy. It's just the Soufflé Field Effect. A side effect of excessive exposure to Quantum Soufflé, that mystical energy drink popular among physicists and pastry chefs alike.

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