Quantum Suicide Theory

Warning: This website is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to apply the principles of Quantum Suicide Theory to your real life, or you will probably die.

Quantum Suicide Theory (QST) is a revolutionary new approach to ending your existence. By harnessing the power of quantum mechanics, you can exist in multiple parallel universes, thereby ensuring that you will always succeed in your suicide.

Or, you know, maybe not.

Key principles of QST include:

• Superposition: The ability to exist in multiple states simultaneously, including but not limited to: alive, dead, confused, and hungover.
• Entanglement: The connection between your consciousness and the universe, allowing you to influence the probability of your own demise.
• Causal Loops: The ability to create closed timelike curves, ensuring that your death is always just out of reach, like a carrot on a stick.

Subpages:

• Superposition
• Entanglement
• Causal Loops