Welcome to the Quantum Inducement, where the art of exiting with finesse is taken very seriously. You're here because you're feeling trapped, suffocated, and generally stuck in a situation that requires a delicate touch.
Method 36: The Quantum Sudden-Induction-Through-Existential-Crisis
This method involves embracing the uncertainty of the quantum realm, where probabilities are fluid and outcomes are, well, not entirely certain. It's like playing a game of cosmic roulette, but with more angst.
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But be warned: Quantum Inducement is not for the faint of heart. It's not just a method of exit, it's a lifestyle.