Warning: Do not attempt to cook these vegetables unless you are prepared to confront the existential implications of quantum superposition.
Steamed Quantum Superposition Carrots: A delicacy that exists and not exists at the same time, served with a side of ontological uncertainty.
Steamed Quantum Superposition Broccoli: A cruciferous delight that blurs the lines between being cooked and being uncooked.
Steamed Quantum Superposition Asparagus: A spear of asparagus that is simultaneously cooked and raw, because why choose?
Tips for Cooking Quantum Superposition Vegetables (But Probably Won't Work) The Theory Behind Quantum Superposition CookingDisclaimer: Steamed Quantum Superposition Vegetables are not actually a real product, but if you're reading this, you might as well be eating them, because why not?