Quantum Superposition Syndrome: The Bane of Modern Physics

Caused by excessive exposure to quantum mechanics, this syndrome results in a state of being simultaneously excited and terrified by the uncertainty principle.

Symptoms include:

• Spontaneous reorganization of personal space-time coordinates
• Persistent feeling of being watched by invisible observers
• Uncontrollable urge to recite Heisenberg's equation in public places
• Tendency to exist in multiple places at once (resulting in multiple versions of oneself)

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