As any self-respecting cat knows, the universe is a vast, unknowable expanse.
Or is it?
We cats exist in a state of quantum superposition, simultaneously pouncing and not pouncing on our prey.
It's a feline koan for the ages: "You can't see us, but we're there. Or are we just napping in the sun?"
We'll delve into the mysteries of feline consciousness, the nature of reality, and the meaninglessness of it all.
Join us on this purr-ogressively deep dive into the abyss of cat philosophy.