Welcome to the most unpredictable and unreliable brewing method known to humanity. Where the laws of physics are mere suggestions, and the art of brewing is reduced to chance and desperation.
Schroedinger Brewing - Where the cat's out of the bag, and it's a real mess.
Entanglement-Infused Coffees - Because two cups of coffee are better than one, apparently.
Wormhole Watering Can - A device so powerful, it'll water your plants faster than you can say 'Schroedinger'.