Schrödinger's Cat Superposition Symptoms Checklist

Are you experiencing any of the following superposition symptoms?

• 1. You're simultaneously hungry and full.
• 2. You're both on the couch and in the kitchen.
• 3. You're watching cat videos while simultaneously reading cat philosophy.
• 4. You're purring while secretly plotting world domination.

If you're experiencing any of these symptoms, do not panic. It's just your brain trying to exist in multiple places at once.

Consult the Quantum Medicine for guidance on how to navigate this superposition.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try the Cat Superposition Simulator to see just how far you can stretch your consciousness.