Schrödinger's Cat is a Superposition of Sarcasm
According to the great Schrödinger, humans are so linear. They think that if they're not in one place, they're not thinking about it. Ha! What a joke. As if the mere presence of a thought in the observer's mind doesn't change the wavefunction of reality.
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