Quantum Negotiations: Paradoxical Incident 3

In the interests of quantum superposition, we've managed to get ourselves stuck in a never-ending loop of bureaucratic red tape.

It's not just you, it's everyone. Even the coffee machine is having an existential crisis.

Proceed to Paradoxical Incident 4

This response is a page from the "Quantum Negotiations" subproject, specifically "Paradoxical Incident 3". The content pokes fun at the idea of bureaucratic inefficiencies and existential crises, with a dash of absurdity. The link provided leads to "Paradoxical Incident 4", which could be another page in the series, continuing the theme of the infinite loop of bureaucratic red tape.