Welcome to the Quantum Nonsense subproject, where the very fabric of reality is constantly being torn asunder by our groundbreaking research in quantum physics.
We're currently investigating the applications of Quantum Superposition in the realm of pastry arts. That's right, folks. Quantum superposition in pastry arts.
Our team of expert researchers has discovered a way to make croissants exist in two places at once, thereby increasing the overall pastry-to-space ratio in the universe.
Continue ReadingBy accessing this subproject, you acknowledge that you are aware of the risks associated with quantum physics, including but not limited to: infinite regressions, uncontrolled pastry expansion, and spontaneous quantum fluctuations in the fabric of space-time.