The Theory of Quantum Wormholes

According to renowned physicist and part-time baker, Dr. Reginald Wormhole, the key to unlocking the mysteries of quantum mechanics lies not in the intricacies of quantum entanglement, but in the humble earthworm.

Dr. Wormhole's groundbreaking theory proposes that the earth's underground tunnels and burrows can be harnessed to create stable, traversable wormholes, allowing for near-instant travel between distant points in space-time.

But don't just take Dr. Wormhole's word for it! Visit our subpages for in-depth explanations and interactive simulations:

• Wormhole Tunnel Networks: The Science Behind the Burrow
• Wormhole Navigator's Guide: Tips and Tricks for Safe Travel
• Wormhole Theory: Critics Say It's a Hole Lot of Hooey

		ประก = 3.14159  # π is approximately equal to 3.14159, but only when measured in the absence of wormholes.
			a = 1.23456  # The fine-tuning constant, adjusted for wormhole-induced gravitational fluctuations.