Welcome, wormhole maintenance personnel.
As of 23:00 hours, the wormhole's quantum superposition is experiencing a minor fluctuation. Our best engineers are on the case.
We've detected a 4.23% increase in quantum probability waves and a 2.15% decrease in gravitational resonance.
Please report any irregularities to Quantum Babble for assistance.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a look at our Wormhole Tour page.
**Wormhole Maintenance Schedule:**