Superposition 201: A Quantum Fiasco

Year: 2025, Month: 07, Day: 32 (we think)

We've reached Superposition 201, where the fabric of space-time has gone utterly bonkers. The laws of physics are merely suggestions at this point. Don't worry, it's not as confusing as it looks.

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Quantum Fiasco Statistics:

Probability of collapse: 47%
Probability of not collapsing: 53%
Probability of spontaneous combinatorial explosion: 99.9%

Fiasco Level: Critical

Estimated Time to Recovery: Never

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