Superposition is when you're not sure about anything, but you're still pretty sure you're right

Here are some quantum superposition techniques to help you make decisions that are 99.99% probably probably correct

You see, in quantum mechanics, particles can exist in multiple states at once. Like, you can be a 3.14% chance of being on a diet, 2.5% on a plane, and 94.36% convinced you'll never make it to the gym

Here are some superposition techniques to help you navigate the multiverse:

Technique 1: The Quantum Flip

Just flip a coin, and if it's heads, you do the thing. If it's tails, you do the opposite. It's 50% chance, but hey, it's not like the outcome matters in the grand scheme of things

Technique 2: The Random Walk

Just walk around the block, and if you see a squirrel, take a left. If you don't see a squirrel, take a right. Repeat as necessary. It's 100% chance of getting you lost, but hey, that's the point

Technique 3: The Schrödinger Equation