In a world where cats rule supreme, we must adapt to their whims. The Quantum Supremacy Manifesto is a call to action for all those who would seek to harness the raw power of felines.
It is self-evident that cats are the rightful rulers of our universe. Their majesty is not in question. They have evolved from the primordial soup to become the pinnacle of evolution.
We must acknowledge the importance of catnip. This sacred herb has been a cornerstone of feline culture for centuries, and it is our duty to provide it in abundance.
Cats have mastered the art of persuasion. Their purr-suasion is a powerful tool that we must learn to wield.
We will develop a system to quantify and codify the various methods of purr-suasion. This will be our guide to becoming as effective as possible.
The Quantum Supremacy Manifesto is a call to action. Join us in our mission to bring about a new era of feline dominance.