Quantum Teleology 101: Because Who Needs a Social Life?

Quantum Teleology is the study of time travel, but with fewer paradoxes. Our esteemed professors have managed to break the space-time continuum into manageable chunks of predictability.

Theories

Our research is based on three main theories:

• Chaos Theory of Time Travel - Where the past and future are just really weird, man.
• Quantum Mercy Theory - Time travel is just an excuse to avoid doing chores.
• Relaxed Determinism - The future is set, but you can still wear pajamas.

Join us, and discover the thrill of predicting your own destiny! (Or, you know, just come for the free coffee.)

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