Quantum Telepathy Services Feedback

Thanks for reaching out to us with your quantum telepathy needs!

• Our team has received 47 complaints about our "Think-a-Tune" service, including but not limited to:
  • Too much echo
  • Too little echo
  • Too many echoes, but only on Tuesdays
  • Unfairly distributed echoes (e.g., only echoes to customers who wear plaid)
• Our team has received 11 requests for our "Quantum Telepathy T-Shirt" service, including but not limited to:
  • More "I'm a quantum telepath"ประก#000000; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; margin-top: 10px;">font-family: 'Arial Black', Arial, sans-serif;
  • A "Quantum Telepathy Services" logo in a more "mystical" color scheme
  • A service that actually works

We appreciate your feedback and will do our best to address these concerns in the near future.

Or, you know, maybe just pretend we're working on it and hope you go away.

Either way, thanks for playing!

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