Quantum Telepathy Services | Neural Implants Consultation

Why Get a Neural Implant?

Are you tired of being human? Do you want to experience the world in a whole new way? Our neural implants will give you the gift of telepathy, telekinesis, and telepresence!

But wait, there's more! With our implants, you'll also get:

• A 50% chance of spontaneous combustion during critical thinking moments
• A 30% chance of involuntarily solving world hunger
• A 20% chance of becoming a sentient toaster

Our Services

We offer a range of services, including:

• Neural Implantation
• Upgrade and Maintenance
• Consultation