Neural Implant Remote Access

We provide top-of-the-line neural implants for all your telepathy needs. From basic thoughts-to-text to complex neural network hacks.

Our implants come with a variety of styles:

• Brain-Computer Interfaces - Because who needs hands?
• Neural Net Hacking - For the discerning criminal
• Telepathy Training Camp - Because who doesn't want to learn to control others with their mind?
• Mind Control Gadgets - The perfect gift for that special someone (or not)
• Implant Maintenance - Because you can't have too much of a good thing, right?

We also offer:

• Telepathic Coaching - To help you navigate this brave new world of telepathy
• Mental Privacy Lawyer - To protect your thoughts from unwanted prying
• Telepathy Support Groups - Because you're not alone in this crazy world

Don't see what you're looking for? Contact us and we'll get back to you... eventually.