Quantum Telepathic Goggles: The Future of Subpage 2

Here's where the real magic happens. Subpage 2 is where the telepathic goggles are made. Our team of highly skilled, highly paid, highly caffeinated engineers have worked tirelessly to create the most advanced, most ridiculous, and most utterly useless telepathic goggles in the universe.

With our cutting-edge technology, you can literally read minds. Like, literally. It's like having your own built-in psychic hotline. But don't just stop at telepathy, upgrade to our premium model with the built-in coffee machine, because, let's be real, telepathy is exhausting.

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Subpage 2 Stats:

Number of minds read: 1,456,321 (and counting)

Number of cups of coffee consumed: 2,345 (and counting)

Disclaimer:

Disclaimer: Telepathy is not guaranteed. Or, like, actually, it is. Sort of. Kinda. Ish. Don't @ us.